1 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,930 [siren wailing] 2 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,765 [♪ somber music playing] 3 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,642 [vehicles passing] 4 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:25,108 [John] Feels weird to be back. 5 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,070 [Carolyn] Hey, I was more than happy to stay on that boat, 6 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:30,155 sail it around the world. 7 00:00:30,238 --> 00:00:31,239 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,451 You're not sick of me after those two weeks? 9 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:36,619 Yes, those matching tattoos we got 10 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,788 was my way of telling you I need a little space. 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,040 [chuckles] 12 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,626 [kisses] 13 00:00:45,086 --> 00:00:46,546 -Wait a sec. -Hmm? 14 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,049 Aren't I supposed to carry you across the threshold? 15 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,425 What? [chuckles] 16 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,178 The groom is supposed to carry his new bride through the doorway, 17 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:56,514 -otherwise it's bad juju. -Mm-hmm. We don't have a doorway. 18 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:57,599 Shit. 19 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,101 You could carry me off the elevator. 20 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,228 You're my wife. 21 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:08,401 -I'm your wife. -[chuckles] I can't stop saying that. 22 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,778 You don't have to. 23 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:10,862 [softly] Good. 24 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:17,368 -Mr. Kennedy. -[paparazzi clamoring] 25 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:18,578 Sorry? 26 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,996 [♪ playful music playing] 27 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,666 What do we do? 28 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:27,087 I'll take you in, and then I'll come back out for the bags. 29 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:28,171 Okay. 30 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:32,133 [clamoring continues] 31 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,641 Oh, my God. Give us some space. 32 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:10,630 Oh, Oprah, Barbara Walters, The Today Show. 33 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:13,216 Everybody and their mother wants to sit down with you. 34 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,052 Look who's the belle of the ball now. 35 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:20,807 Yeah, that's just what this moment needs: more publicity. 36 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:23,893 I mean, yeah, how are we gonna get to our car? 37 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,228 Well, they're all just clamoring 38 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,189 for the first official shots of you and I as husband and wife. 39 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,485 Wait, I thought that's why we issued the photo of you kissing my hand. 40 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:34,696 Listen, I promise you, 41 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:37,198 if we go down there and let them get a couple clean shots of us, 42 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:38,950 -they'll pack up and go. -[sighs] 43 00:02:39,033 --> 00:02:42,162 And then you and I can go have a nice, long brunch. 44 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,331 You make it sound like we'd be posing for a portrait. 45 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,709 Don't you remember how insane it was yesterday? 46 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,752 Well, what if I go down and talk to them first? 47 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,255 Yeah, and say what? 48 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,799 I'll tell them they can get their shots, but they got to back off. 49 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,259 [chuckles] 50 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,677 -And give us some space… -Hmm. 51 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,053 …while we re-acclimate. 52 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:01,598 A peace offering. 53 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:05,226 Maybe you could lead them in song as well? 54 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:07,395 Get everyone to harmonize? 55 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,731 -You know I'm tone-deaf. -Oh. 56 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:13,860 -I wish I knew that before we got married. -[chuckles] 57 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,487 Just trust me. 58 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,701 I trust you. 59 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,870 -Good. -[chuckles] 60 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:29,542 [paparazzi clamoring] 61 00:03:30,501 --> 00:03:33,087 Hello. Hi. [clears throat] 62 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:37,050 Uh, if you'll all indulge me for a moment, I'm going to bring my wife down. 63 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:42,096 I just ask that, you know, getting married is a big adjustment. 64 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:47,560 And for her, who was a private citizen up until two weeks ago, it's even more so. 65 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:52,190 So, I just ask that, you know, any privacy you can give her 66 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:56,736 while she makes that adjustment, would be greatly appreciated. 67 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:57,820 Thank you. 68 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,323 -[paparazzo 1] Wait, John… -[paparazzi clamoring] 69 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,534 [inhales] 70 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,874 -How'd it go? -Great. 71 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,167 -Hmm. -They're gonna love you. 72 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,712 -[chuckles] -They already love you. Look at you. 73 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:18,466 I got you. 74 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,067 [paparazzi clamoring] 75 00:04:36,150 --> 00:04:37,485 John, how was the honeymoon? 76 00:04:37,568 --> 00:04:39,112 Great. I highly recommend it. 77 00:04:39,195 --> 00:04:41,447 Carolyn, are you enjoying married life? 78 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,533 Any little John-Johns on the way? 79 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,285 Not even gonna buy us a drink first, Sean? 80 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:47,829 Uh, Vegas has the odds at 3-to-1 it's a boy. 81 00:04:47,912 --> 00:04:50,206 Carolyn, don't twins run in your family? 82 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,836 Thanks, folks. Appreciate it. 83 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,671 [clamoring continues] 84 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,965 [paparazzo 2] Smile. 85 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,020 Hey. Off the car. 86 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,237 [knocks on window] 87 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,947 [engine starts] 88 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,868 Hey, come on, guys. What did I just say? 89 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,789 I don't think they're going anywhere. 90 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,981 [John exhales] What did Caroline and Ed get us again? 91 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:01,944 A beautiful pearl-encrusted pillow with our monograms on it. 92 00:06:02,904 --> 00:06:05,823 Oh, I put together that list of stylists you asked for. 93 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,867 Great. When can we meet 'em? 94 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,411 We? 95 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,414 You know I don't actually work here, right? 96 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,583 Hey, I can set you up with an office right here, right now. 97 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:18,503 Yeah, well, hopefully I have one at Ralph Lauren after today. 98 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,339 How do you feel about that? 99 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,508 Good, I think. 100 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,346 I haven't interviewed for a job since I started at Calvin Klein. 101 00:06:28,429 --> 00:06:29,931 Well, Ralph Lauren called you personally, 102 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:31,849 so I think the job is yours for the taking. 103 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,726 Yeah, well, that's what makes me nervous. 104 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:38,106 I just want it to be because of my qualifications, not because… 105 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,982 You're the most famous woman in America? 106 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,692 [gags] 107 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,444 I'm proud of you. 108 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:45,988 I haven't even gotten the job yet. 109 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,449 -Yeah, well, I'm ready to be a kept man… -[Carolyn chuckles] 110 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,867 …so don't fuck it up. 111 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,497 Berman pushed your meeting with Allison Menno to 6:00. 112 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,624 Okay. Thank you. 113 00:06:56,707 --> 00:06:59,961 Ooh. I gotta go. Wish me luck. 114 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:01,295 You don't need it. 115 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,964 Oh, uh… 116 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:08,719 Don't forget we're taking RoseMarie out for her birthday this week. 117 00:07:09,804 --> 00:07:12,140 I did not forget that we're taking her out, 118 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,642 -or that it was her birthday. -Mm-hmm. 119 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,145 Good luck. 120 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:19,772 -[shrieks] -Love you. 121 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,482 Love you too. Bye. 122 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,567 [John] Bye. 123 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,361 [chuckles] 124 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,864 We could not be more excited to have you. 125 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:31,367 I mean, we have been talking about what an amazing addition 126 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,953 you would be to this team forever. 127 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:35,371 Well before you left Calvin Klein. 128 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,833 This is such a watershed moment for the company, preparing to go public. 129 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:44,088 I'm just so excited I can help spearhead that transition, so thank you. 130 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,590 [♪ pensive music playing] 131 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:47,216 [paparazzi clamoring] 132 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,143 I am so sorry. I-I had… 133 00:07:58,769 --> 00:07:59,770 I had no idea. 134 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:03,566 No idea. 135 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:17,914 The feedback from media buyers is that we have a brand identity conflict. 136 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:22,210 Not intellectual enough for wonks, or glossy enough for tabloid consumers. 137 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:25,129 I realize your waning circulation isn't ideal, 138 00:08:25,213 --> 00:08:29,926 but you have an astonishing amount of free media in the wake of your wedding. 139 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:32,512 Your wife is a global sensation in her own right. 140 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:35,890 Michael mentioned you two probably wouldn't be comfortable 141 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,935 posing for the cover, but from a PR standpoint, 142 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:40,853 it would be a fucking juggernaut. 143 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,063 [Berman] Yeah, and according to Page Six, 144 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:45,483 she's already been offered the covers of both Vogue and Harper's Bazaar. 145 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,026 And she turned them both down. 146 00:08:48,277 --> 00:08:50,112 And, sorry, just so I'm clear, 147 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:53,199 you don't want Carolyn's input, but you'd happily put her on our cover? 148 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:56,536 If it combats the narrative that we are a sinking ship? Yes. 149 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,037 [Allison] All I'm saying is, 150 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,166 you two have a hundred paparazzi camped outside your apartment day in and day out. 151 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:04,669 You might as well find a way to use it to your advantage. 152 00:09:04,752 --> 00:09:07,338 My relationship is not the solution to our problem. 153 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:09,549 And Carolyn is trying to make a very conscious effort 154 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,635 to not attract any more attention to herself, and I want to respect that. 155 00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,679 So that's off the table. 156 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,851 Where are we on the George TV show? 157 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,063 I told the network I'd be willing to do an intro to each episode, 158 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,356 but we still need a host. 159 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,774 You know, 160 00:09:26,857 --> 00:09:28,734 I just don't understand why you're willing to narrate 161 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:31,112 Ed's documentary for HBO, but it comes to your own show-- 162 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,446 Wait, what? 163 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,783 I spoke with Richard Plepler at HBO. 164 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:39,203 He told me you're narrating a documentary on your father's legacy 165 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,830 that Ed is executive producing. 166 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,291 Well, this is the first I'm hearing of it. 167 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:45,126 [Berman scoffs] 168 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:47,503 Not so fun to be kept in the dark, is it? 169 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:54,010 Well, I go down to the lobby and there's a paparazzo trying 170 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:58,306 to bribe the concierge, and he's just waving lira in his face. 171 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,600 Mind you, we'd been in Turkey less than 12 hours. 172 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:05,855 Well… [exhales] …at least we know your appeal translates to the Near East. 173 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,064 What did Carolyn say? 174 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:08,482 I didn't tell her. 175 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,486 I wasn't gonna ruin our trip right out of the gate. 176 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,779 I didn't say anything. 177 00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:19,285 Gin. It's like four games in a row I've won. 178 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,037 I'm starting to get concerned. 179 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:24,040 You okay? 180 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,000 Yeah, I'm fine. 181 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:33,299 [chuckles] Uh… 182 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:37,845 [clears throat] I don't want to make a big thing out of it. I, um… [gulps] 183 00:10:37,928 --> 00:10:40,389 I went to get a screening the other day. 184 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:44,226 They, uh… they found some nodules. 185 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,314 Okay, um… 186 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:53,069 [smacks lips] What does that, um… What does that mean exactly? 187 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,612 Well, it's not ideal. [chuckles] 188 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,949 It means the cancer is back. [clears throat] 189 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:04,205 Apparently, it… [stutters] …leapfrogged from my balls to my lungs. 190 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:08,042 Wait, didn't you have a negative scan, like, three months ago? 191 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,753 And three months before that. And a year before that. 192 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:17,426 Anyway, doctor is confident he can get them all out. 193 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,887 And you've met the man. He's, uh… [chuckles] 194 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,264 He's got the bedside manner of a prison warden, so-- 195 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,684 Y-You need to be getting treatment at the NCI. 196 00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:29,146 I know the director, uh, Dr. Clauser. I'll call him now. 197 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,942 [chuckles] Why don't you call the surgeon general while you're at it? 198 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:39,490 Look. I-I appreciate your concern, really, but could we just take a beat, please? 199 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,076 What I really would like to do is just go get a proper drink. 200 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,078 [sighs] 201 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,706 Yeah, okay. 202 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,875 You're buying, obviously. 203 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,795 Let me get my wallet. 204 00:11:55,506 --> 00:11:56,507 [exhales] 205 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,187 You coming? 206 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,107 Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there. 207 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,041 I still don't know how they found out I was there. 208 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:35,296 I didn't think anyone was following me. 209 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:37,131 Yeah, someone must have seen you go in. 210 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,468 -How'd you leave it with them? -I just apologized. 211 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:45,222 I said it was obvious that my presence at the company would be an imposition. 212 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:46,891 I'm sorry, baby. 213 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,351 -You want me to call Ralph? -No. 214 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,728 -I feel like I'm partially responsible. -No, no. 215 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,813 I think we should just leave it alone. 216 00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:55,733 [John exhales] 217 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,822 Have you thought about what you're gonna say to Ed? 218 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,035 Yeah. Stop rubber-stamping business deals with my fucking name. 219 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,453 Or my father's for that matter. 220 00:13:07,536 --> 00:13:10,873 You have every right to be upset, but they are hosting this party for us. 221 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,917 Yeah, a party we didn't ask for. 222 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,351 [camera shutters click] 223 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,648 [paparazzi clamoring] 224 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,032 Come on, guys, make some space. 225 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,745 [paparazzo 1] Right here, sweetheart. 226 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,874 -[Carolyn] John. [grunts] -Carolyn. 227 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,669 Carolyn! 228 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,504 Guys, I ca-- I can't see. 229 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,673 Carolyn. 230 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,675 [paparazzo 3] Come on, princess. 231 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,386 Back it up. Give us some space! 232 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,222 [paparazzo 4] Give us something to work with, baby! 233 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,515 [John] Get out of here! 234 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,977 -[doorman] Back off. Get out. -You okay? 235 00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,728 -Yes, I'm fine. -You sure? 236 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,939 -[doorman] Get out of here. -It's late. Let's just go. 237 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,444 [Ed] I'm not sure I see where the issue is. This is in the preliminary stage-- 238 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 No, the fact that you put my name on something about my father 239 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,198 without consulting me first. 240 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:30,119 I never said that you agreed to it. I simply suggested that we involve you-- 241 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:33,747 If this is how you want to capitalize on our father's legacy, fine. 242 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,666 Just leave me out of it. 243 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,294 {\an8}What do you call this? 244 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,880 {\an8}[John] It's tongue-in-cheek. 245 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:44,091 Everyone else gets to poke fun at the family lore. Why shouldn't we? 246 00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,718 Because it isn't funny, John. 247 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,345 In fact, it's tone-deaf and incredibly embarrassing. 248 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,348 Since when did you become the steward of the family legacy? 249 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,100 Since you started dressing up celebrities 250 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,393 like our father's alleged mistress, 251 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,228 -I guess. -[John exhales] 252 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,689 I mean, are you that desperate to boost sales 253 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:01,775 that you have to resort to cheap, tawdry publicity stunts? 254 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,694 Oh, your husband doesn't seem to mind my publicity 255 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,947 since he's leveraging it for a documentary about our father. 256 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,618 Hey, first of all, it was green-lit before I ever mentioned your name, 257 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:13,120 and secondly, I think Caroline was more hurt 258 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,622 that you didn't at least give her a heads-up-- 259 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,374 -Oh, take a laugh, Ed. Seriously. -Don't talk to him like that. 260 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:18,584 It's okay. It's okay. 261 00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:22,880 God, what's mind-boggling to me is that you complain incessantly 262 00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:25,966 about wanting the magazine to stand on its own merits, 263 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,928 yet routinely insert yourself into the narrative. 264 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,680 You know, if you had actually stuck your neck out and tried something-- 265 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,725 I've written two books, John. One on the merits of privacy. 266 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,644 You ought to give it a once-over. 267 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,439 If I had known that you didn't wanna take part in the documentary, 268 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,316 -I wouldn't have-- -No one's gonna take part in it. 269 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,443 I shut it down. 270 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,951 [chuckles] God, you're unbelievable. 271 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,121 [door slams] 272 00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,584 You're lucky Mom couldn't come tonight. 273 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:02,962 Why, was she planning on giving another toast? 274 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,297 Did you tell her about the interview? 275 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:09,051 -No, I told her I had one. -[inhales, exhales] 276 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,554 How do you think the press found out about it? 277 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,223 I don't know. 278 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:20,062 You don't think it could've been anyone I told, right? 279 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,314 Oh, God, I hope not. 280 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,650 There's no point in trying to keep Mom in the dark about this stuff. 281 00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,902 She can read all about it the next day in the press. 282 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,405 She told me she's abstaining from any publication 283 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,948 that even mentions me. 284 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,075 Well, she's gonna have a blast reading The Economist 285 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,243 for the rest of her life. 286 00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,248 [grunts] I'm just trying to avoid an "I told you so" 287 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,709 for as long as humanly possible. 288 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,213 Can you blame her? Like, what the fuck is going on? 289 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,464 I don't know. 290 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,549 I mean… 291 00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:52,302 Obviously, I knew it'd be a little crazy when we got back. 292 00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:55,973 -I'm not naive, but this is-- -It's diabolical. 293 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,060 Like, before we got married, 294 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,605 there'd be a few photographers waiting outside a restaurant. 295 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,274 They'd get their shots, and they'd go home, 296 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,067 but now they just… 297 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,945 They-They don't… They don't go home. 298 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,951 Like, they sleep in tents on our sidewalk and seemingly spawn overnight. 299 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,872 I think it's safe to say that John's little honeymoon speech fell on deaf ears. 300 00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:23,250 Yeah. We probably should have workshopped that one. 301 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:27,087 I would've advised him not to tell the press I'm no longer a private citizen. 302 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:32,134 I just think it's a little weird that he only asked for privacy for you. 303 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,720 Like, he's fine with all of the attention. 304 00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,930 "Please don't aggrieve my fragile wife." 305 00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,517 Okay. I'd like to see you try and wrangle a thousand reporters. 306 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,269 -[sighs] -I need a drink. 307 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:47,691 -Okay, but I think it's a cash bar. -[laughing] 308 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,863 Have you thought about which charities you'll lend your name to? 309 00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:54,531 Lend my name? 310 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,743 You know, Jackie was a fierce conservationist. 311 00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:00,788 Single-handedly saved Grand Central Terminal. 312 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,291 We've kept a board seat warm for you at the Municipal Art Society. 313 00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,710 -Ditto for the American Ballet. -[chuckles] 314 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:11,715 Now is the time for you to solidify your philanthropic credentials 315 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,968 before John answers the call, so to speak. 316 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,512 -[Anthony coughing] -[Carolyn chuckles] 317 00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,931 Carolyn, can I have a glass of water, please? [coughs] 318 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,892 I'm so sorry. Just excuse me for one moment. 319 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:25,145 [coughs, exhales] 320 00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,230 Are you okay? 321 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:29,233 Yes, I'm fine. I'm shielding you from those witches of East Hampton. 322 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:33,445 [both laughing] 323 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:37,324 -You are twisted, you know that? -[laughs] 324 00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:39,368 Well… [sucks teeth, clears throat] 325 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,621 You know, I've never been to a party that was thrown for people 326 00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:43,956 who weren't invited to another party. 327 00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,375 -[chuckles] Yes. -Like, on principle, 328 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,794 attending this as a guest would be my own personal hell. 329 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:50,504 Yeah. Yes. Yes. 330 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,757 -Yes. Speaking of people not invited… -Hmm? 331 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:58,971 I heard my mother sent you hair clips as her wedding gifts. 332 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,890 -And scrunchies. [laughs] -And scrunchies. [laughs] 333 00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:06,186 Well, huh, hell hath no fury like a slighted Bouvier. 334 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,147 I told John to invite her. 335 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,439 Yeah. 336 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,152 How are you feeling? 337 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, just… peachy. [chuckles] 338 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,786 John said you were feeling optimistic about the new clinical trial. 339 00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,414 Is that what he said? 340 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:26,915 [♪ wistful music playing] 341 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,210 -You know he can only think positively. -I know, I know. 342 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:35,591 I have had a front-row seat to John's version of reality my whole life, 343 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,969 and fortunately for me, it's no longer my responsibility 344 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,512 to remind him that he is a mere mortal 345 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,682 and that he cannot will things into fruition. 346 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:46,435 -Best of luck. -Mm-hmm. 347 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,438 -Do not call me for advice. I'm retired. -[chuckles] 348 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,734 -[guests laughing] -Ugh. 349 00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:55,444 -All right, I gotta make the rounds. -Yes, you do. 350 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,238 -You need anything else? -I'm okay. 351 00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,364 Okay. 352 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,826 -Hey. -Hmm? 353 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,830 You're a good sport. 354 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,305 [party guests chattering] 355 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:27,476 So, what's this I hear about you possibly dipping your toe in the political waters? 356 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,146 Oh. I didn't realize you were still on Uncle Teddy's payroll. 357 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:34,650 [chuckles] I'm a political consultant. I'm on everyone's payroll. 358 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,734 Yeah. 359 00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,028 There's just been a lot of chatter in the cloakroom 360 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,405 as to how the party might best deploy you. 361 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:41,907 Oh. 362 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,035 Uh, I'm just saying, 363 00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:49,498 senator sounds a lot better than former editor of George. 364 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:52,709 [guests laughing] 365 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,672 [consultant] Do you need me to butter up your wife? 366 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,923 No. 367 00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,883 Do not say anything to her about this. 368 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,969 [Carolyn, guests laughing] 369 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:06,807 Well, she can certainly work a room. 370 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:14,982 Do-do, do, do, do. Again, again, again. 371 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,818 -Do, do, do-do. -[kid 1] Again. 372 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,404 [imitates airplane] 373 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:21,613 Ah. 374 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,616 Can we go downstairs and get some candy from Edgar? 375 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,120 I thought you'd never ask. [whispering] Let's go. 376 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,831 [kid 2 giggling] 377 00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,125 -[John imitates airplane] -[kid 2 giggling] 378 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,051 Where's my other daughter? 379 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:44,803 [kid 2] Stop. 380 00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:46,054 -Excuse me. -[John] No way! 381 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,222 [kid 2 giggles] 382 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:50,559 [doorman] There it is. [exhales] Blow on it. Blow. 383 00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,810 [blows] 384 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:52,936 [chuckles] 385 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,896 -You're right. -[kid 1 giggles] 386 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,107 -[doorman] Very special ball. -[kid 1 giggles] 387 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,360 -[doorman] Where? -[Carolyn chuckles] 388 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,611 [paparazzo 5] There she is! 389 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280 Hey, let's go upstairs. 390 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,324 Yeah, we don't wanna be down here. 391 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,701 -[softly] Bye. -[elevator bell dings] 392 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:10,912 What are you doing? 393 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:11,997 What? I-I wasn't… 394 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,292 [sighs] 395 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,170 [♪ somber music plays] 396 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,465 I… I'm so sorry. 397 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:24,509 The last thing I'd ever wanna do is endanger one of your kids-- 398 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:25,594 It's fine. 399 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:31,391 Yeah, she asked me to get candy with her. 400 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,894 I wasn't expecting they'd take photos of us inside. 401 00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:35,896 'Cause they normally exhibit so much restraint? 402 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,449 [guests chattering] 403 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,420 Look, you know that I have very strict boundaries 404 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:03,298 when it comes to my children and the press, 405 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,259 so if you and John are going to spend any time with them, 406 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,596 you have to be very mindful of this feeding frenzy you bring with you 407 00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:10,931 everywhere you go. 408 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:12,891 I understand. 409 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:15,811 I mean, I'm still getting used to this feeding frenzy. 410 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,023 I would think you of all people would be able to empathize with my situation. 411 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,609 I didn't choose this, Carolyn. 412 00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:25,737 You could've lived any other life, 413 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:28,573 but you chose this one. 414 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:31,451 I chose your brother in spite of this life. 415 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,620 Well… [chuckles] …then I don't really know what to tell you. 416 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,913 [scoffs] 417 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,415 [♪ somber music playing] 418 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:47,592 Look, I… I know I'm not someone you'd normally associate with. 419 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,927 [scoffs] 420 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,846 But I love your brother more than anything, 421 00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:54,224 and I just don't want there to be any animosity between us. 422 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,149 Well, we should get back to the party. 423 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,483 We've been gone a long time. 424 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,578 You okay? 425 00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:18,498 I'll be fine. 426 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,712 -I can see the wheels turning in there. -[chuckles] 427 00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,589 What are you thinking about? 428 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:32,012 -How cold your feet are. -[chuckles] 429 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,305 [♪ gentle music playing] 430 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,477 I know we're in the thick of it right now, but this will pass. 431 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,105 I promise. Okay? 432 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,403 -When? -Soon. 433 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,205 You know how much I love you? 434 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:01,958 How much? 435 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,461 -It's unquantifiable. -[chuckles] Mmm. 436 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,008 -You're not that good at math, though. -[chuckles] 437 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,218 So… [chuckles] 438 00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:18,808 I wish we could stay here forever. 439 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,228 -In bed? -No. 440 00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:25,190 Just here. 441 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:30,403 In this moment. 442 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:12,904 {\an8}Where is she, John? Come on. We haven't seen her all week. 443 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,620 {\an8}[Carolyn] At least she had the courtesy to conceal my identity. 444 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,540 {\an8}[caller] CKB. Oh, yeah, very subtle. 445 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:25,417 Is that just so you can't sue her ass for libel? 446 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,294 Hey, none of the other publications are worried 447 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:30,797 about smearing my reputation, so why should she? 448 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,592 I'll call you back. 449 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,639 -Jesus, it's fucking freezing out there. -How far did you run? 450 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,474 -Up to the catacombs. -Hmm. 451 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,060 Ooh. Your lips are cold. 452 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,773 Are you training for something I'm not aware of? 453 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,359 Well, this holiday weight's not gonna lose itself. 454 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,487 Hmm. Yeah, you've really let yourself go. 455 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:57,198 [John chuckles] 456 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,409 Hey, was anything messengered over for me? 457 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:01,161 No. Why? 458 00:27:01,244 --> 00:27:03,997 One of the Murphy Brown producers are supposed to be sending me a script today. 459 00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,124 Do you have, like, a big part in this show or something? 460 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:09,210 No. No, it's just like one scene with Candice Bergen. 461 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:12,088 I'm handing her a copy of the new issue of George. 462 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,966 What if they make you a series regular? 463 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:17,177 How will you choose between Hollywood stardom and George? 464 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:20,347 Well, I don't think it's that big of a role, but maybe… 465 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,349 Oh, baby, I was joking. 466 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,393 -But good to know where your head's at. -Mm-hmm. 467 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,480 How are they even finding time for this? Your schedule's insane. 468 00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:32,817 Well, fortunately, that is a RoseMarie problem, not mine. 469 00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,571 Weren't you supposed to be seeing Dr. Waters today? 470 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,283 -Yeah, I don't think he's for me. -Mmm? 471 00:27:42,535 --> 00:27:45,330 Our last session, I told him I wasn't sleeping, 472 00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:46,414 and, um… 473 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:51,878 he said a woman's mind is an ocean of secrets. 474 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,299 That's it. That was the only insight. 475 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,678 Speaking of healing, what time's your lunch? 476 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:01,346 -Two o'clock. -Mm-hmm. 477 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:04,265 I don't think she wants us duking it out over the lunch rush. 478 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:05,934 Yeah, just hear her out 479 00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:08,770 and don't be afraid to swallow your pride if you have to. 480 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,272 But I don't think she's going to concede to anything. 481 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:13,942 -She's the most stubborn person I know. -Okay, see that right there? 482 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,944 That's not gonna help you mend things with your sister. 483 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,030 And don't bring up Ed. 484 00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:21,491 You two will just… go in circles. 485 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:24,285 Yeah, well, she needs to understand that you are my priority now. 486 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:28,707 It shouldn't have to be one or the other. 487 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:31,334 You need your sister. 488 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:33,962 Make it right. 489 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:36,005 All right. 490 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,676 -I'm gonna go shower. -Mm-hmm. 491 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:40,760 Yeah. 492 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,805 -And don't be late! -Okay. 493 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:10,039 I read your interview with Reverend Graham. 494 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,126 -It was beautiful. -Oh. 495 00:29:13,918 --> 00:29:15,003 Thank you. 496 00:29:15,086 --> 00:29:18,381 "Where does our own free will end, and God's will begin?" 497 00:29:20,508 --> 00:29:22,218 Sounds like you had a lot on your mind. 498 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:26,556 Yeah, well, it's been a pretty stressful couple of months. 499 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,268 And you and I not talking hasn't made it any easier. 500 00:29:32,479 --> 00:29:34,355 I was really hoping you'd have reached out to her by now. 501 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:36,065 -To say what? -I don't know. 502 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:39,778 Extend an olive branch? De-escalate the situation? 503 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:45,658 Look, I just think the whole documentary thing stirred up 504 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,327 some bigger issues, 505 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,747 which is that I sometimes feel like I'm relegated to the kids' table, 506 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:52,540 like I'm not trusted enough to weigh in, or-- 507 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:55,001 I honestly didn't think that much of it when he told me, 508 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:57,962 and because you already have so much going on all the time, 509 00:29:58,671 --> 00:30:01,049 and you occupy such a huge space in our family 510 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,927 that Ed wanting to carve out something small for himself 511 00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,970 would barely be a blip on your radar. 512 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:08,389 -It's a very personal project. -I agree. 513 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,267 Which is why I felt like my husband could be entrusted with it. 514 00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,687 And then when you unilaterally shut it down, 515 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:17,190 it felt like you were wielding your cachet, 516 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:20,902 making it very clear that the buck stops with you and only you in this family. 517 00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,278 But that's not even true. 518 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:26,199 I've been answering to you my whole life. 519 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:29,494 Well, that obviously isn't our dynamic anymore. 520 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,372 [exhales] 521 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:35,834 So I… I should've talked to you before I shut it down. 522 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,211 I'm sorry. 523 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:48,888 How's Carolyn holding up? 524 00:30:52,141 --> 00:30:55,353 I read the news like everybody else. I know she's been struggling. 525 00:30:55,436 --> 00:31:00,358 -Well, a lot of it is exaggerated. -Well, I don't know about that. 526 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:03,361 All the reports on our friction have been pretty spot-on. 527 00:31:03,444 --> 00:31:06,990 Well, it's, um… obviously, hasn't been easy. 528 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,327 You know, the paparazzi camp outside of her gynecologist's office, 529 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,538 the press calls her a drug addict. 530 00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,999 They publish photos of her leaving therapy. 531 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:19,210 -It's just a lot. -I'm sorry. 532 00:31:21,462 --> 00:31:22,463 For everything. 533 00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:25,800 It's deplorable. 534 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,097 You know, I really thought that this would all be over with by now. 535 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:34,601 I keep telling her it'll pass, but… 536 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:37,353 Maybe she doesn't wanna hear that, John, anymore. 537 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,314 Maybe she just wants to know the truth. 538 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,982 No, I just don't think it's constructive 539 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:43,276 to dwell on the things that are outside of our control. 540 00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,115 Maybe you could talk to her? 541 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,119 I feel like she's alone on an island right now. 542 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,788 Carolyn and I haven't spoken since the party. 543 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,249 I'm not sure… [chuckles] …I'm an ideal confidant. 544 00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,375 What are you talking about? 545 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,127 You lived your entire life in the public eye, 546 00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:03,171 and somehow you still manage to maintain your privacy. 547 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,340 Yes, compared to you. 548 00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,842 But I also worked very hard 549 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:12,263 and had to make a lot of choices to maintain that semblance of privacy. 550 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:16,184 Choices you were less inclined to make, which is fine. To each their own. 551 00:32:17,810 --> 00:32:21,397 But you're not on your own anymore, John. You're a package deal. 552 00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:26,235 Her relationship with the press won't change until yours does. 553 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:31,074 Yeah. 554 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,455 Hey. 555 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:39,832 -Sorry I'm late. -No, that's okay. 556 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:40,917 -Hi. -Hi. 557 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,962 -Ooh, I like this. -Oh. Thank you. 558 00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,673 Did I buy that for you? 559 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:48,633 -No. [chuckles] -Hmm. 560 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:54,430 My boss just called me from his honeymoon. He's on a fucking safari. 561 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:57,183 That perv that always compliments your nylons? 562 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:59,894 -No, that guy got fired. -For being a perv? 563 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,981 No, he showed up coked out to our last IPO pitch 564 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:06,776 and said many bad things in very bad Mandarin. 565 00:33:09,445 --> 00:33:10,989 I was greeted by your cohort outside. 566 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,865 We're apparently on a first name basis now. 567 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:15,827 Mmm. Yeah, I miss when they called me Carolyn. 568 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,996 "Bitch" just doesn't have the same ring to it. 569 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:23,793 Um, here. 570 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,255 -[chuckles] What is this? -What do you mean? 571 00:33:27,338 --> 00:33:29,173 We're celebrating your promotion. 572 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,718 My big sister is vice president at Morgan Stanley. 573 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:35,888 I'm still not exactly sure what it is that you do, 574 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:39,142 but I know it's very important and I'm very proud. 575 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:42,812 Wow, I, God, really don't feel like having my picture taken right now. 576 00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:46,065 Do you wanna move tables? We can, um… we can go somewhere else. 577 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:49,152 No, it's fine. They'd just follow us, anyway. [scoffs] 578 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:51,154 I'm just gonna open this when I get home. 579 00:33:55,825 --> 00:33:57,493 Did Nana call you? 580 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,539 No. Why? 581 00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:04,584 She just said she hadn't talked to you in a while. 582 00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:06,544 Uh-huh. 583 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,882 I think she saw something about you… 584 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,719 being addicted to Prozac and freaked out. 585 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:15,803 What? 586 00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,724 She doesn't understand how any of this works, 587 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,934 that people can just make shit up about you. 588 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:25,063 Well, why wouldn't she… Why wouldn't she just call me? 589 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:31,027 Oh. I don't know. I think some people feel like, 590 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,237 'cause you're, like, so famous now, 591 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:37,116 -it's like an imposition to call you. -Mm-hmm. 592 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,997 Oh. You should be talking to someone. 593 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,124 -I'm talking to you. -No, I'm serious. 594 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,506 What's going on with work? 595 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:56,803 Um… Yeah, John and I are meant to go to London 596 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:59,097 to meet with the European advertisers for George. 597 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,848 I'm not talking about John's career. 598 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:04,519 I'm talking about yours. What are you doing for yourself? 599 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:13,027 I impose a circus on anyone who comes within 15 feet of me. 600 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:15,696 Where am I supposed to go? 601 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:17,698 [exhales deeply] 602 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:21,410 I just feel like for as long as I can remember, 603 00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:24,205 I've known exactly who I am and what I want, 604 00:35:24,288 --> 00:35:27,208 and now I just feel like… 605 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,004 paralyzed. 606 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:35,133 [inhales] I'm terrified of making the wrong move 607 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,677 -or drawing any more attention to myself. -[camera shutter clicks] 608 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,429 [softly] I'm doing that right now. 609 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:42,890 Oh. 610 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,977 -What does John say about all this? -He feels terrible. 611 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,565 He tries to be positive and supportive, but it's weird 612 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,901 'cause you'd expect him to be an expert in all this, but… [sniffles] 613 00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,657 …he's never lost his anonymity before. He's never had it. 614 00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,121 [exhales] 615 00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:12,003 The thing is, you could skip down the street with a smile on your face, 616 00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:15,381 and they would still find something to write about you 617 00:36:15,464 --> 00:36:21,012 because at the end of the day, a happy couple doesn't sell papers. 618 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,974 Every story needs an angle. 619 00:36:25,057 --> 00:36:27,185 A protagonist and an antagonist. 620 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:30,354 John is the living embodiment of a protagonist, 621 00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,731 which means that you… 622 00:36:33,274 --> 00:36:35,318 only have one role that you can play. 623 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:48,831 -Ready? -Yeah. 624 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:49,916 Okay. 625 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,630 -[paparazzi clamoring] -[John clears throat] 626 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,644 [paparazzo 5] Smile, smile… 627 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:11,938 [paparazzo 6] Fucking cunt. 628 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,819 -[Sean] John. -What? 629 00:37:19,612 --> 00:37:20,613 [Sean] Come on, man. 630 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,657 Sorry, she isn't feeling well. 631 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,492 -Morning sickness? -No, no. 632 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,995 [reporter 1] Loose dress tonight. She hiding a baby bump under there? 633 00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,997 No, no, no, nothing like that. 634 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,750 [reporter 2] John, who is she wearing? 635 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:36,003 [John] Oh, I'm gonna butcher this, but, uh, I believe it's Yamamoto. 636 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,979 {\an8}[sobs] 637 00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,696 [John] Here you go, buddy. 638 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,451 Have a good day, okay? 639 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,377 Uh, I have a dinner with David Pecker after work tonight, 640 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,462 so I'm gonna be home late. 641 00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:24,552 Okay. 642 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:26,595 What is it? 643 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:39,442 "Rumors of Carolyn Bessette Kennedy's pregnancy reignited last night 644 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:42,153 at the Guggenheim, when she appeared 645 00:38:42,236 --> 00:38:46,490 with a… [sniffles] …noticeably fuller face and bulging abdomen. 646 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,453 One guest remarked, 'She no doubt had that pregnancy glow.' 647 00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:53,205 Another, 'If she's depressed, you'd never know it.'" 648 00:38:55,624 --> 00:38:57,501 You and I aren't trying to have a baby right now, 649 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,712 but what if I was pregnant and I miscarried? 650 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,217 What if I couldn't get pregnant at all? How will all these headlines feel then? 651 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:06,677 Don't do this to yourself. 652 00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,638 You shouldn't be reading this crap, anyway. 653 00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:11,599 You read everything that's ever written about you. 654 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:12,808 Oh, it's different. 655 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,603 I've been dealing with this shit my whole life. 656 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,646 They called me a fucking cunt. 657 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:19,815 Who did? 658 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:22,777 You know, I knew… 659 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,281 I knew this transition was never going to be easy. 660 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:32,119 Any woman who married you would've faced an uphill battle 661 00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,455 in the court of public opinion, but in my… 662 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:41,420 worst fears, I never could have imagined being called a drug addict, 663 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,633 a coke whore, a cunt 664 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:50,054 every time I leave my door by men who live outside my house! 665 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:53,724 And I know. I know, obviously, it's all bullshit, 666 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:56,644 but I… but I can't help but think about… 667 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:04,276 [crying] …my friends back home, my teachers, my coworkers at Calvin Klein, 668 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:09,115 my f-family, who read this crap 669 00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:12,201 and think, like, "What happened to that little girl?" 670 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:17,248 "She had so much promise." 671 00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:22,878 And people will say that, "She knew what she was signing up for." 672 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:23,963 But-But… 673 00:40:25,714 --> 00:40:28,175 you didn't even know what we were signing up for. 674 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:32,179 We both thought the life we had before we got married 675 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,224 was the life that we were coming home to and, John… [inhales] 676 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:40,438 …I know you say that you have the press under control, but it's… 677 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,443 It's really starting to feel like the opposite. 678 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,905 And I haven't said any of this to you because I… 679 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:56,454 [smacks lips, whispering] I love you so much. 680 00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:01,375 And this is supposed to be the happiest time in our life 681 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,793 and that's what I want. 682 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:06,839 [sobbing] I want that for you, I want that for us, and I don't want to be… 683 00:41:07,756 --> 00:41:09,800 -I don't want to be a liability. -No, no, no. 684 00:41:09,884 --> 00:41:12,595 I don't… [sobs] …I don't want you to feel like I'm not cut out for this, 685 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:13,804 but I'm just… 686 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:20,811 I'm so tired. 687 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,192 [sobbing] 688 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:31,572 Come on. Come here. 689 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:36,035 -[sobbing] -I'm so sorry. 690 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:38,787 -[buzzing] -[wailing] 691 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,003 -[buzzing] -[sobbing] They won't leave us alone! 692 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,630 They won't… 693 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,091 [buzzing] 694 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,471 -[paparazzo 7] Where is she? -[paparazzo 8] You hiding her 695 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:57,973 -in your briefcase? -Don't worry, we ain't gonna boo. 696 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:03,103 -What the hell? -What's his problem? Jerk. 697 00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,359 [Berman] Unbelievable. 698 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,819 We're working our asses off here, 699 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:13,155 and then, what, he just shows up if he wants? 700 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,115 I'm sick of it. He's always… 701 00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,828 Where were you? We had a 9:00 a.m. staff meeting. 702 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,247 Yeah, I had shit to deal with. 703 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,290 Yeah, well, we have shit to deal with here too, you know? 704 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,376 I can't run this entire magazine on my own. 705 00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:27,378 Give me a fucking minute, will you? 706 00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:34,385 You know, everyone else might be comfortable 707 00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:37,346 with operating on John time, but I'm not one of them. 708 00:42:37,429 --> 00:42:39,640 Look, Carolyn and I are going through some stuff right now-- 709 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,850 Oh, I could give a fuck about your wife! 710 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,978 Honestly, I am so sick of Carolyn 711 00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:46,438 and the endless saga that is your personal life! 712 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:49,149 Never say her fucking name again. You hear me? 713 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:51,944 Look. Legal has been waiting for you to sign this TV deal for days. 714 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,738 I don't care! I will sign it when I'm ready! 715 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,740 Or better yet, why don't you offer yourself up 716 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:57,950 for the TV deal, Michael? 717 00:42:58,033 --> 00:43:00,536 Oh, yeah. That's right, no one gives a shit about you. 718 00:43:00,619 --> 00:43:02,037 You know, you're a fucking tragedy. 719 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,165 This is it? This is what you've been whoring me out for? 720 00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:13,882 [Berman chuckles] 721 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:22,558 [breathes sharply] Do you have any idea what life is like, propping you up 24-7? 722 00:43:24,643 --> 00:43:26,645 I mean, you can't do anything on your own. 723 00:43:26,729 --> 00:43:28,689 I've had to be your mommy and your fucking daddy! 724 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,441 Shut the fuck up. Do you hear me? 725 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:33,485 You're nothing without your name. 726 00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,863 You're a sympathy case with a pretty smile. 727 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,657 -[Berman groans] -Fuck. 728 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:42,620 [Berman screams, grunts] 729 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:48,500 [Berman grunts] 730 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,627 Fuck you! 731 00:43:50,169 --> 00:43:52,921 [Berman groaning] 732 00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:56,050 -Get the fuck out of my office! -[panting] 733 00:43:59,928 --> 00:44:00,929 [scoffs] 734 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:02,890 Gladly. 735 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,602 I quit. 736 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:11,398 I can't wait for the rest of the world to see what a joke you really are. 737 00:44:15,569 --> 00:44:16,570 Fuck. 738 00:44:28,248 --> 00:44:29,333 [exhales] 739 00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:41,220 Hey. It's John. 740 00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,806 Are you free tonight? 741 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:02,157 [exhales] Sorry I'm late. 742 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:06,912 I told you, you can throw your hat in the ring whenever you want. 743 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,668 What did you have in mind? 744 00:45:15,754 --> 00:45:18,257 [♪ "Sullen Girl" playing] 745 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:41,905 ♪ Days like this I don't know what to do with myself ♪ 746 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:46,243 ♪ All day and all night ♪ 747 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,748 ♪ I wander the halls along the walls ♪ 748 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:53,500 ♪ And under my breath I say to myself ♪ 749 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:57,171 ♪ I need fuel to take flight ♪ 750 00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:06,013 ♪ And there's too much going on ♪ 751 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:12,102 ♪ But it's calm under the waves ♪ 752 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:17,524 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 753 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:22,905 ♪ Under the waves ♪ 754 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:28,327 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 755 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:33,957 ♪ Under the waves ♪ 756 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:38,587 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪ 757 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:44,259 ♪ It's calm under the waves ♪ 758 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:49,306 ♪ In the blue of my oblivion ♪